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10velociraptors:

9) um…  I’ve never really sat down and thought about what my ideal man would be, but I like guys around my height, strong and dark features, needs to be hilarious but also intellectual. Must like video games, superhero movies, and cartoons. Scruff is nice but not necessary, and muscles are definitely not a requirement. 

65) Favourite foreplay routine? Hmm. It really depends on who I’m with, but I really like to kiss. A lot. Everywhere. So… that. I guess. I like a good kisser.

69) Turn offs: Arrogance. I can put up with a lot, but not arrogance. Humility is a good thing to have. Also, scat and blood haha. 

10velociraptors:

real-life-dipper-pines:

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missingnochu:

chicken-soup-for-the-sollux:

penguinfrost:

princesscorndog:

the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies

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I’M LAUGHING SO fUCKING HARD

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

wHAT

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS WITHOUT WEARING HEADPHONES YOU WILL REGRET IT

IM NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH AND IM LITERALLY IN TEARS RN

This is what I imagine a gay bar in New York sounds like.

(Source: baklavalon)

squarlo:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

(Source: paris666hilton)

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